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I DO ILLEGAL SCHI ACTIVITIES TO REMIND MYSELF THAT THE DI IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STAAAATE OF MIND AND WHAT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAT CAKE LOSE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WONG2+WONG2=WONG SQAURED MINUS MINUS THE SERVENTS OF OSRIS NO WAIT THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A YU YU YU YU YU YUY YU YUYYYUUUUUU.. ICHI ICHI MI HUNGRY HUNGRY PERSON EAT CANAABALISM........ THE FACE OF FABRIC SWOOPS GENTLY THROUGH THE LUCKY BREEZE YOU HAVE TO FAFF FAAA FA FA FA FAFFFFF YOUR WAY THROUGH THIS FOR IT IS NOT AIR BUT QUIGONG THAT IS RUNNING THROUGHOUT YOUR CIRCUITY OF YOUR PROTEIN BASED BODY///..././././././///././././...............................................OOOOOOPEN YOUR TUKAWININ GHI GHI GHI EYES EYES EYES SLICING UP EYEBALLS HO HO HO HO HO////// I BEAT THEM WITH A BAT BEAT THEMN WITH A BAT BEAT THEM WITH A BLUNT DAMN SHITE OBJECT KNOWN AS DOOOOOOOOOOOOO PPOOPOPOPPPOPOPOOPO JIHAD YOU RIKI COOKIES OF PESTILENCE........... IF...........................JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....THAT'S RIGHT YOU MAY MAY HAVE IT BUT FIRST CALL IN THE SALVATION ARMY......THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.... CHECK BACK WITH ME WHEN THE SHIPMENT IS IN............