This ghastly shadow of a man is one of Mr. Wong's oldest and dearest followers. He came into this world after Mr. Wong was dueling the wife of Cookie Monster. After he slaughtered the beast with his magical fantasy powers, he noticed that in a nearby tree was the offspring of the very beast he had just decimated. He took Twig Man under his wing and trained him in the arts of magical fantasy fighting.
THE FORBIDDEN WATERCOOLER:
A few centuries ago Mr. Wong got lost in the holy destert of happy valley. He was thirsty as an ox and there was not a drop of water in sight, he was just about to give up when a mysterious water cooler appeared in front of him. "I am the water cooler from the year 5000 and have been sent here tosave the one named Mr. Wong." Mr. Wong was so thankful at the sight of this divine like object that after he got out of the desert he kept the watercooler in a sacred forbidden place where no one except Mr. Wong knows the watercoolers whereabouts. Rumours have it that the watercooler was really just a hallucination as result of Mr. Wong's condition in the desert, however, we will never know.
Master Of Fishes:
A new addition to the growing number of Wong minions. Mr. Wong was at happy valley fish market when he first saw this man. He was dubbed "The Master Of Fishes" by his peers, because he could chop fish up at lighting speed and blazing accuracy. Mr. Wong had never seen such a magnificent sight that he accepted him immediately as a minion. The fish in his head got lodged there after a bizzare fishing accident in which a sea bass jumped for his brain. The fish was moving with such velocity that the fish actually tore through his skull. Strangely The Master of Fishes survived but he has to eat 7 buckets of shrimp squid everyday so as to keep his intestines from imploding.
The Baseball Monkey
This poor man was beaten by twelve monks in shiny robes. The reason was because the man had not celebrated Bar Mitzvah on his thirteenth birthday. Suddenly the person leapt into the sky and became SPIDER MAN, protecting the world from Cuban chain smokers!!!!! He was immeditately slaughtered and was reborn as a baseball monkey. This experience has scarred him for life, and therefore, he must urinate on every lampost he sees until he has repented for his sins.
Angry Wong:
While Mr. Wong and Dr. Wu were happily eating in thier dining room a rather unpleasent creature broke through the front door and demanded Mr. Wong's valuables. Mr. Wong then proceeded to use his magical powers to evaporate Angry Wong into many pieces. Dr. Wu took what remianed of Angry Wong and experimented on him for many days. No one knows what has happened to Angry Wong but some say that Mr. Wong devoured his soul and is trapped inside Mr. Wong for all eternity.
Mr. Ching Chang Ching
Mr. Ching Chang was a great man and follower of the Lord Wong. He died tragically at the age of 197, when he was involved in a bizzare incident involving helium balloons, gerbils, and the elixir of life. A gerbil by the name of Rooky Juk Moose snuck in Mr. Ching Chang's bedroom while he was comfortably sleeping under the hanging tree. Rooky Juk Moose then proceeded to fill Mr. Ching Chang's mouth full of helium. As a result of this; Mr. Ching Chang collapsed into a cloud of nitrogen gas.
Jake Buckles
Here we have Jake Buckles. This being is not actually real but merely a projection of Mr. Wong. When Mr. Wong digests Choo Choo orbs he projects Jake Buckles un front of him, some people think it is a hillucination, however, Jake does have a mind of his own. Jake Buckles is thought to have made Mr. Wong rise to the status of where he is now. Mr. Wong disagrees, he claims that he actually conrols Jake and his actions. We let the fate of the REE NOOMI decide what happens next.
P.S. Jake Buckles is rumoured to have connections with Green Peace and the Taliban. He is also thought as the bringer of Doomsday and one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
