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The Sars virus that has been sweeping through Asia and causing a world wide epidemic has been pinpointed to its origin. It all started in China with a family known as the Dong's. The Dong's first created the virus when Mr. Dong was searching for a cure for cancer iin his basement. "I'm sorry" said Mr. Dong "I was only trying to rid the world of Cancer!" In creating this virus Mr. Dong has cuased many deaths and will be severly punished for his actions. Mr. Wong a well known martial artist/scientist/wizard/emperor/mentor/saviour, has been called upon to deal with Mr. Dong so he will never harm the world again.
Mr. Dong himself DR. U INDEED A WALRUS!!!!! Dr. U a mythical beast of the ASL domain has been found to be a WALRUS DA DAD DAAAAAAAAA. The Dr. moves by swimming around in water tubes that are secretly embedden in the building. For months students have heard rumblings in the walls and a noise that sounds like "arrrr arrr arrrrrrrrrrrrrr" or occasionally "bar baar barr!" George Nagel just one of the many that have heard these strange occurances can testify. "Things have never been the same since these things started happening" Exclaims George. "I just have not been able to rest easy knowing that Dr. U is swiming throughout the school in these water tubes. She could strike at any momment, even when I'm faffing." Below is a picture of the Dr. 
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