CHINESE CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!

In this section Mr. Wong will attempt to explain the greatness of his powers. Chinese choo choo is not an easy concept to understand, but if you stick with it you will be able to harness the full power of choo choo.

This is a fine example of Chinese choo choo. This man has evolved to the "wailing warrior" status. To obtain this highly commended status one has to endure the three trials of Schi Schi. The first stage is to memorize the ancient alphabet of the Ching Chang civilization. Next, one has to defeat the flaming power of the Egyptian god Erebus. And finally, one has to complete the most gruelling task of all: To cross the pit of beaten children.

MR. WONG'S TORTURE STICKS

Choo choo at its purest form. These are the very sticks that Mr. Wong uses to "punish" his prisoners that he has captured from the great war of Moon Koon. Mr. Wong tortures his victims by first catapulting the spirits of time and fabric. The spirits then inject themselves in the ribs of their victims. While inside their ribs they discharge a form of carbon based plasma which causes the subjects internal bleeding. When Mr. Wong has decided that his victims have had enough punishment he uses the torture sticks to extract the spirits via rectum.

These two are named Hoko and Bee Bee, they have an insane amount of choo choo in thier 400 pound plus bodies. They came to the whereabouts of Mr. Wong when he was vacationing in the land of too wana. These two were so sad and poor that Mr. Wong decided to give them choo choo by stuffing choo choo orbs down their throats. The result was fantasic never before have choo choo levels been so high.

The Circus of Mischief: Right here is Mr. Wong's very own cicus of mischief. He uses this to entertain his guests at his wild choo choo parties, however if a guest is behaving irrationaly he wil comand the circus of mischief to eliminate the subject by forcing a large quantity of choo choo into their ears. This will first cause deafness to the victim and then will make their head burst into a fog of dark matter.

The Choo Choo Monger

The Choo Choo Moger's duty is to hord all Mr. Wong's choo choo orbs. However, this is a job that he did not choose, Mr. Wong forced him to this...... this deed of mass destruction. Mr. Wong first went to his home and burned the shack of a place down. He then went after Choo Choo Monger's cat and dog and skinned them alive so as to gain choo choo. Finally Mr. Wong set an army of well armed ant eaters to finish the job.